dersing:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

they think they can just get out of the bed while having contractions

aHAHAHAha good

lunast:

Dora are you ok

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Very, very happy, for once in a long few days. I have great friends. I really, really, really do.

I’m not so sure if I want to go out anymore, but I already made the decision. Just gotta stay positive.

neopiacentral:

telling people they’re not allowed to be sad about something just because “worse things have happened” is so disgusting stop

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pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great